“She is French”

I am sitting with Jararenk (a fake name I will be using as a reference to my close friend) on the balcony, chilling like ice cubes in a gin-basil summer drink. Then, one of Jararenk’s hidden friends comes in. Jararenk would most of the time introduce me as the French girl (not the type used … Continue reading “She is French”

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3 things I recently did that reminded me I am still stupid

True story. There is a problem with the hose that connects the water tank to the wiper holes of my car (I didn’t feel like asking Google about technical terms for car mechanics and proper English writing… ain’t nobody got time for that, I still hope you understand what I mean though). So I decided … Continue reading 3 things I recently did that reminded me I am still stupid

Different types of Whatsapp friends in a group chat

Nowadays people are getting more and more blablabla bla blabla blabla bla blabla bla blablabla... This is me reading a convo, not taking a mirror selfie... The ones who are “always in” for every plan but never actually show up… They are only nice and outgoing on Whatsapp but never in real life (well, how … Continue reading Different types of Whatsapp friends in a group chat